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Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Linguini for two?"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

Inappropriate garnish.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Holy Guacamole.

Adios Amoebas

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

'Just like mother used to make.'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

Publishing Co. The story of a young chef struggling to make baked goods? "Foodie and the Yeast."!

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"