Mexican Cuisine Enthusiast Mugs

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Linguini for two?"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

Holy Guacamole.

Inappropriate garnish.

Adios Amoebas

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Just like mother used to make.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

“It's his first hibachi.”

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'