Mews Muncher T-Shirts

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Cemetery Pie"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Motivation

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Man eating 'after work mints'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'