Mews Muncher T-Shirts

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Motivation

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

Man eating 'after work mints'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'