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'I will never understand baseball, everything is measured in feet.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

More Unequal Than Others

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Yellow Vests

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

The Elephant in the Corner.

Rise of the Econotraitors

School of Voodoo Economics

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace

'Let's loathe a little television.'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"Why would your god (an incomprehensibly vast cosmic mind who created the entire universe from massive black holes to the tiniest of quantum particles) ever care about men having anal?"

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

Relativism