Metric System Rebel Prints

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

Claus 2.0

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

Hectare?

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

CREEPY AF AI

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

Big government pig

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Robot Truck.

Robot Bores

Beagle II not responding.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Trike lowrider

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Electric toothbrush

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

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