Metric System Rebel Mugs

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

Claus 2.0

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

CREEPY AF AI

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Limbo Day at the Palace

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

Big government pig

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Robot Bores

Robot Truck.

Beagle II not responding.

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

Trike lowrider

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Electric toothbrush

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

E-mail

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."