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'...And for future reference, Mr. Glynn, you don't need to 'get in character' for regression therapy.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

Magician creates magic square

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"You forgot to carry the one."

Lion with hair straighteners.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

"I'm bored."