Meter Readers Mugs

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Can I have a look at the map?

Maternity ward.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'So much for your internal compass.'

"You have reached the edge of town."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Manual Labor.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Recalculating!

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"