Meter Feeder Mugs

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Slow Night

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Fido and Fifi

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

Illuminating agricultural production

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Meter Maid

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Santa vs traffic warden...

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Teenager.'

Poe at the Park

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

'Got a quarter?'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"... And on the way out, you won't notice my car parked in a no parking zone."

"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

A sneak of traffic wardens

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"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

'I think you're overfeeding him.'