Meter Feeder Mugs

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Slow Night

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Fido and Fifi

Illuminating agricultural production

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

Chef feeds birds from bench.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Santa vs traffic warden...

Meter Maid

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Poe at the Park

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

'Teenager.'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

'Got a quarter?'

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"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"... And on the way out, you won't notice my car parked in a no parking zone."

'Take me to your feeder.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park

"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"

A sneak of traffic wardens

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'