Meteorologist Prints

"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

5 day forecast.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Eskimo Joe - "honey, you'd better get out here."

Today's Weather.

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'

'He's had a short but interesting life - for instance, did you know he was once responsible for a tornado in Texas...?'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."

Here's the 5 day forecast. To be honest, after tomorrow, your guess is as good as mine!

'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting

In case of prediction error: Umbrella in glass case.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Storm's a-brewin."

Happy Birthday Cake.

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

'I don't think Jones is telling us everything.'

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

'Unusual weather for June'

'Have you noticed spring's coming?'