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Reincarnation Applications. Be careful what you ask for. One time I asked to be a singer and I spent 30 years as a sewing machine!

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

'Now, we see through a glass darkly...'

"I'm sorry but, due to the overcrowding situation, reincarnation is your only option."

Thomas Mann.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Quantum Psychic

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Voltaire

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."