Metamorphosis Mystic Gifts

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"You've changed."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You've changed.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

Hog Futures

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'