Metalwork Maven Mugs

Japan-Reconstruction

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Snake charming the telephone.

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

Workers rest

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"