Metabolism Geek T-Shirts

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

All Natural Nothing

Solar Frankenstein

'Is this still America?'

Solar Panel

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Protoplasm

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"We're going to need more pets."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Henry Ford

DNA Xmas.

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Baldness Facts

Genetic Manipulation

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

Single-cellphones...

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Brian works in stem cell research

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

An inbred poodle.

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...'