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Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Flies up the ante!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

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