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"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Non-Drip ?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

Coping with Normalcy

Apple Tree Dispenser

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Cream?'

'Got any road movies?'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

A chicken blows a bubble

Quasimodo's Belfie