Message Sender Mugs

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Message in a Bottle.

'I'd like to see one close-captioned in such a way that a football widow could send messages to her husband.'

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

I can't smile without you...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'Not more junk mail!'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Letter to God

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

The Post Office Is... Forever

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Christmas postie!

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'