Message Dissector Mugs

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Night-shift entrance

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Dispatched

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Letter to God

Message in a bottle.

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

"This is my voice mail."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

'We can now tell you there's nothing we can do much quicker.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

Your Message Here.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Flipping the Script