Mess Specialist Pillows

Toddler Decor

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."