Mermaid Dreamer T-Shirts

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

Mermaid spawning time.

Mermaid

"I wanted a dry red wine! Dry!! You got it??"

Convergent Fauna

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Little Princess.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Segregated Beach

Mermaid Art

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Sleeping Beauty

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Define fair."

Questions

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Get a rockpool!

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.