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"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Oh, I was hoping '8G on the potato salad' was code for some lewd act you were suggesting.'

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

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'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Son hacks into computer to get a job

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

The invisible man makes a pancake

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'Good morning!'

Mozart swimming.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

Frankie the discount genie

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."