Menu Marathoner Mugs

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Is the MSG local?"

Party time.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Full English Breakfast.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'How is the water prepared?'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."