Mental Marathoner Prints

Surfing the daily stress

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Storm in the out tray

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'Your shoe's untied.'

Go! Means NOW!

American Idle.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Prawn Amend

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'