
I survived the layoffs, but now I'm seizing the days of three people.
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I survived the layoffs, but now I'm seizing the days of three people.
Storm in the out tray
37 years in the same position.
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
Surfing the daily stress
Working hours.
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
American Idle.
"Bloody hell!"
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
TV-Man
"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."
"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"
"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
"I'm having a pajama day."
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Succession 2
Binge Watch
Star Wars Audience
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