Mental Health Recovery Gifts

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"The Garbers are people who have been through it all and survived."

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Bill Oddie

"...And tonight the Blue team are on Prozac!"

'Now's not a good time. I'll never rest in peace because I have anxiety!'

"Well, you might be feeling down right now, but if you'll excuse the pun, I'll help you bounce back..."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Covid Depression

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

America, are we learning anything?

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.