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Non-Invasive Psychiatry: No Probing Questions Asked

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

It's A Breeze

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'