Mental Health Ambassador Mugs

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Window Treatment

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

The new normal

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'