Mental Clarity Seeker Prints

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Any questions?"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Yoga.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Burnout Syndrome...

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Dreams I have had...

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Only Clowns

How to recover from a bad day

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'