Mental Chatter Charmer Mugs

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Why we need poetry. . .

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Social butterfly

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

The world of Freudian slips...

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Online Dating

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'