Menswear Mugs

'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

'Hi I'm Bob and I have no color sense.'

Tailor.

Do I REALLY look like George Clooney... Now THAT'S what I call selling.

'You got haberdashed!'

Friendly Tie

'I'm not sure I want underwear that takes me out of my comfort zone.'

"Non of this Power dressing Ernest."

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I wish you wouldn't wear that double breasted suit."

If you don't see what you want, ask for it!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'Note the bold use of gray.'

Just browsing.

'Did you get this from a fairground Hall of Mirrors?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Cross dresser

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Why do men wear long short pants?

The Dandy

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Too Tom Wolfeish!"

"Clothes make the man. But when he's not in them, he can be broken."