Menorah Collector Prints

Pet Hanukkah

"Well....I could've done this!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Barristers

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Biro Security

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

James May

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Driverless tow truck.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Fishing for Peace.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Bear Office Worker