Men's Health Humor Prints

Baldness Facts

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Side effects may include....'

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I didn't even get a balloon."

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'