Memory Motivator Prints

"Since attending the memory clinic, I no longer lose my glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Sportsman and music

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

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Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Every Day is a Gift

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Advanced Password Hint

Fat Britain

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

Chicken Affirmations