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'I think it's wonderful that you're apologizing, for all the terrible things you did in 30 years of marriage, but you live next door.'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Lost Diary'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"