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"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I only drink to forget"

My First Camera

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'You're always living in the past.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

Origins of a family tradition.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Wall of Office Memories

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Pictures of your family?'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"