Memory Clinic Aficionados Mugs

The Forgetfulness Clinic

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Hi again

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Useless-memory lane

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

The Diary

Elderly Dating

Nostalgiaville

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

"I missed my last appointment, because I was feeling poorly."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'