Memoriam T-Shirts

Reading a Eulogy.

My First Camera

"He was a very good boy."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

I painted them all from memory.

'Forget what?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Here we go again...'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Veterans Day '20

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

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'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'