Memoriam Pillows

Reading a Eulogy.

My First Camera

"He was a very good boy."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'Here we go again...'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Veterans Day '20

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'