Memorialist Mugs

9/11 20th Anniversary

"He was a very good boy."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue