Memorial Observer Prints

September 11, 20th Anniversary

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Tiny Visions

Monuments

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Old Yarns

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

None O' Your Larks

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

Blogging Shoes

After hours TV.

"May I air-quote you?"

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Hi, it's me, my therapist said I should communicate more...'