
'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'
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'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'
'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.
'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'
'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'
A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'
None O' Your Larks
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."
Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!
'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'
"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."
"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"
"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."
The artist
'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'
A heart flies out during an operation.
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"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"
'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'
"S**t! I forgot the mask!"
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
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