Memes And Dreams Gifts

'I love my mobile.'

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Swinging on a star.

Moses on the web

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"OMG, LOL!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The star hunters

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Shelter Cat Nap

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The Snooze Bar.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Electric Blanket.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"Tinnitus?"

Dreams I have had...

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'