Meme Smith Mugs

"This is what I use for social media."

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses on the web

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Textin’"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Twitter censorship

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Tinnitus?"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Dinosaur Group Think