Membership Escapee Mugs

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"At last - no Trump."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Desert Island Inmate

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

A dramatic moment in the attempt to introduce mid-level management to the wild.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

Butterfly businessman