Melody Pillows

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I made you a mixtape."

The Music Seed

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Bicycle.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Musical Note Nail

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Lady Anglea

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Tune Up Shop.

A breastfeeding child learns music

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Stephen Collins Foster

'I've written a love song about big dividend - playing stocks.'

'Think Big!'

Muzak and its variations.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

Bird nests of flute.

His master class.

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.