Melody Slugger Pillows

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

'Champions league'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Baseball Dreams

Music Therapy

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Musical Bicycle.

'Elton John'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Pianist-boxer

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Musician's Fishing Trip

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Sleeping musician

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Heavenly voices.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Boxing with your harp

Rainbow violin surfers

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"You definately have a musical ear"

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."

An obstacle course for musicians,

'Piano Player'