Melody Musers Gifts

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cycling with a harp case

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

New music conference

French horn.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Birds with Headphones

Angel playing music

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Heart-shaped guitar

Bird plucking a cello

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Renaissace Music Lovers

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"...on the avenue..."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Insomnia.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Bach Doubles

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Jesus the comedian.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Beethoven's 10th