Melody Munchers Prints

Bagpipe Horns.

Cereal Tasting.

Alphabet soup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Boxing with your harp

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'