Melody Magnet Mugs

Fishing Music

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Four children playing the flute.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

New music conference

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Caught in the Music

"Check out this new store."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"