Melodic Maverick Mugs

Musicians.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

Gene Therapy

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Music & Gym'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

I love Marimba

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Hacksaw Violin.

Music Freak.

Musical Note Nail

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."